4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.
An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can`t afford another women.
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
Husband: When I`m gone, you`ll never find another man like me. Wife: What makes you think I`d want another man like you!
Wife to husband: You don't love me at all. Husband points towards their 5 children and says, `Do you think I have downloaded them from Google`?
My Wife treats me like GOD! She takes NO notice of my Existence till she wants Something.
Never criticize ur husband's faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.
Wives often wonder why men drink so much! Well the answer is simple. If you're not going to make an effort to improve your appearance, someone has to!
A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.
Married life is so easy. It's just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. ... that the park is Jurassic!
Women's Logic: If he is not on FaceBook; He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on FB; He must be chatting with that Bitch!
Two theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!
