Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Sir: Nee kanakkula puli'nu sonna

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Sir: Nee kanakkula puli'nu sonna 4+4 evlo'na mulikira?
Student: Intha kanakkai oru puli kitta poi solli paarunga, athuvum ippadi thaan mulikkum.

Aayiram idhayangal nammai nesikka irundhalum

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Aayiram idhayangal nammai nesikka irundhalum naam nesikum idhayathidam irundhu varum chinna sms kooda nammai adhigamaga sandhosa pada vaikkum.

Natpil pirinthalum neasam Maraivathilai

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"Poovin Manamum,
Natpin Gunamum ondruthan.
poo vadinalum Vasam povathu Illai.
Natpil pirinthalum neasam Maraivathilai"
"That is friendship"

Sardar: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku paambatiya

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Man: Enga veetuku paambu vandhiduchu. Apram paampatiya kooptu adichom.
Sardar: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku paambatiya yenda adichinga..

Oru sevidanin Kavithai:

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Oru sevidanin
Kavithai:
Ellorukkum Naan "Sevidanaaga" Therigiraen.,
Anaal
Enakku ellorum
"Oomaiyaaga"
Therigiraargal..!
Think positive.

R.T.O office'il Eluthapatta

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R.T.O office'il Eluthapatta oru vaasagam:
"Urimam vendumendraal '8' podu..!
''Uyir vendumendraal Helm'8' podu...!

R.T.O office'il Eluthapatta

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R.T.O office'il Eluthapatta oru vaasagam:
"Urimam vendumendraal '8' podu..!
''Uyir vendumendraal Helm'8' podu...!

unga paiyan ippadi niraya kudikiranea

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Teacher: unga paiyan ippadi niraya kudikiranea, neenga ketka koodatha?
Father: naan kettathuku Intha sarakku unakku othukkathu. Appadinu sollitaan

Santa: indha beerla niram illai

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Santa: indha beerla niram illai.
Banta: indha beerla suvai illai.
Santa: indha beerla thidam illai.
Waiter: goyyale! idhu soda daa...

Friday, March 16, 2012

sachins century

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Add all numbers in groups of twos: 43+6+16+03+20+12=100 A perfect time and date for scoring a century by Sachin Tendulkar

Monday, March 12, 2012

Ex means

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EX means: Thanks for the EXperience. Our time has EXpired. Now EXit my life.

Rahul gandhi election debacle

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A serious advice for Rahul Gandhi after debacle in the UP Elections: "To Understand the misery and problems of the common man, you need to get married first."

Twitter joke

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Life without you is like; Twitter without followers, Youtube without videos, FaceBook without Likes and Google with no results.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

What is a friend

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Friend: Someone who is not attractive enough to be a suitable "date" material.

Breaking news

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Breaking News: Rahul to Retire. BJP President: Wow, it's time to celebrate. Secretary: Sir, it's Rahul Dravid retiring from Test Cricket and not Rahul Gandhi from politics.

Funny xxx msg

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Biggest mystery of Maths: 1000s of years passed; Millions of theorems solved; Crores of formulae invented; But still X is unknown! & XXX is well known!

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Festivals are founders of life

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Festivals are founders of life and the Holi is the best exponent of it. So Enjoy the festival of colours with water. Happy Holi!

Holi is the day to express

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Holi is the day to express love with colors. It is a time to show affection. All the colors that are on you are of love. Happy Holi, my sweetheart!

Celebrating holi

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Congress: Celebrating Holi, the festival of colors is the best to forget the whitewash in UP and Goa!

Holi is a time to reach

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Holi is a time to reach out with the colors of joy. It is the time to love and forgive. It is the time to express joy & happiness through different colours. Have a colourful Holi!

Colours act as sources

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Colours act as sources of subtle energy when describing the 7 main Chakras of the body. Also referred to as 'auras', they vibrate around the body at certain frequencies projecting electromagnetic fields which can be translated into colours of the rainbow. Holi, the festival of colours resonates the importance of colours in our life. Have a colourful Holi!

Holi sms

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RED-stimulates brain; ORANGE-the color of joy & wisdom; YELLOW-the color of emotions; GREEN-calms & balances the nervous system; BLUE-for calming & cooling our system; INDIGO-for healing; VIOLET-for cleansing, strengthening & awakening. May God showers you with all these colours on this Holi!

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