Nalla Idhayangalai Marandhu Vida v

Nalla Idhayangalai Marandhu Vida Oru Podhum En Manam Ninaikaadhu....!Appadi Maranthu Vida Ninaithaal En Idhayam Thudikkaadhu....

TEACHER: Dai, Naan inga Naai Maathiri Katthikittu

TEACHER: Dai, Naan inga Naai Maathiri Katthikittuirukaen. Last Bench la oruthanakaanom..STUDENT: mam.!Ungaluku biscuit Vaanga Poi irukaa...

Putthaandu vaazhthukka

Theadi paarthaen innamum kidaikka villai,En nanbargalai vida azhagaana oru ulagam.*Advance Putthaandu vaazhthu...

Rajnikanth did his K.G from 7 different places

Rajnikanth did his K.G from 7 different places...  Today those are known as 7 different IIT...

what is diff between truth and lie

What is diff bet'n TRUTH & LIE "Truth"  is  a  Debit card - Pay  first  and  enjoy  later."Lie"  is  a  Credit card - enjoy  first  and  pay  later...

Rajnikant released a film named ROBOT

In 2010, Rajnikant released a film named ROBOT  The history will repeat . . . . In 3010, Robots will release a film named RAJNIK...

Why did british leave india

Why did british leave india in 1947?  Bcoz. . . . . they came to know rajanikanth was going to be born in 1948... ...

Once Rajnikanth decided to stare at the sun

Once Rajnikanth decided to stare at the sun The sun got scared and hid behind the moon This situation is called SOLAR ECLIPS...

India Rajnikant: "F(IV)E"

Newton: How to write 4, in btwn 5?  China: It is a Joke  Japan: Impossible  America: Question wrong  Pak: if u ask foolish question, ill kill u UK: Not possible  From India Rajnikant: "F(IV...

Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg Jokes

Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..  How ??  .  .  .  Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebo...

sab vaham hai, Koi Rajnikant vajnikant nahi hota

Tufani andheri raat me 12 baje Kabristan ke jungle me 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha.... "Ghabra mat, sab vaham hai, Koi Rajnikant vajnikant nahi ho...

Rajni Rajni, Yes Papa Jokes

Rajni Rajni, Yes Papa!  Eating Sugar, No Papa!  Telling Lies... No Papa!  Open Ur Mouth, Yenna Rascalla Mind It...

Rajnikanth refused to be the President of the USA

Rajnikanth refused to be the President of the USA  because the could not change the capital of USA from Washington DC to Chennai....

Bermuda triangle-mystery

Bermuda triangle-mystery remains!  Ship disappear, planes crash, no one goes there....Guess why?  .  .  .  Its Rajnikant's bedro...

Un Uyiril

Un Uyiril Un Manathil Un Unarvil Un Moochil Un Ninaivil Yaar Vendumanalum Irukalaam. Aanal Yaarum illatha Pothu UNAKAAGA NAAN IRUPA...

one fools Rajanikanth

Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd,  no one fools Rajanikan...

Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography

Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography  The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Recor...

once Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl

While playing once Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl...  Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liber...

Rajnikanth would have born 100 years

If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back,  Britishers would have fought to get independen...

Paul the Octopus died

Paul the Octopus died recently... Some idiot asked him to predict when Rajanikant would d...

RAJNIKANT lost his wallet

In 2007... RAJNIKANT lost his wallet .  .  .  It was called RECESSION ...

Rajnikanth was there on Titanic

If only Rajnikanth was there on Titanic  Rajnikanth would have saved the Gal in one hand.... and titanic in the oth...

Rajnikant woke up one day

Rajnikant woke up one day and decided he should share atleast 1% of his knowledge with the world...  .  .  .  Thus google was bo...

Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN

Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building.  Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FOR...

Why does rajni wear glasses

Why does rajni wear glasses?  .  .  .  To protect d sun from his eyes...

Once Rajnikant donated blood to a very small thin child..

Once Rajnikant donated blood to a very small thin child..  .  .  .  Now that child has become "The great Khal...

Graham bell used candle

Galileo used lamp 2 study..  Graham bell used candle 2study..  Shakspeare studied in street light..  But, Do u know about RAJANIKANT? Only agarbatti.....

Hame RAJNIKANT dedo

U know Why Barak Obama came to India?  Just 2 request Indian Govt- "Hamari puri Miltary, Airforce, Technology aap lelo, Bas Hame RAJNIKANT dedo...

rajnikanth buy an acre of land

Why did rajnikanth buy an acre of land with 4 wells in each corner?  .  .  .  To play carr...

Rajnikant was once asked by a reporter

Rajnikant was once asked by a reporter how he felt about all d Rajnikant jokes on d internet & sms?  .  .  .  His reply was. . . "Do u think dey r joke...

Once rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons

Once rajnikant was playing cricket in the monsoons.... and .... The rain was cancelled due to the mat...