Sunday, January 23, 2011

Sardar1: "Enakku sugar illaiyaam"

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Sardar1: "Enakku sugar illaiyaam" Sardar2: Doctor sonnara? Nurse sonnangala? Sardar1: Illa "Ration kadaikarar sonnaar".....

Kann chimittaamal Unnai paarkka

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Kavithai: "Kann chimittaamal Unnai paarkka Aasai pattean..! Aanaal ippothu kann chimittum Nearamaavathu Unnai paarkka Aasai padugirean" I Miss...

Mudiyaathu nu solravan

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Mudiyaathu nu solravan "MUTTAL" Mudiyumnu solravan thaan "BUDDHISAALI" Ippo sollunga Enakku Top-up panna MUDIYUMAA? MUDIYAATHAA? Sollu...

Top-up pottu SMS anuppum, Nanbanai Nambu...

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Super punch Top-up pottu SMS anuppum, Nanbanai Nambu... Make-up pottu missed call kodukkum, pennai Nambaathae.. Be careful.! ...

Director: Sir.. Indha padathula, Neenga panni meikkireenga

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Director: Sir.. Indha padathula, Neenga panni meikkireenga Actor: En image kettu poyidumey! Director: Aiyo.. Idhaiyaedhan, Panniyum solluc...

Kasapaana Anubavangal illai Endraal

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Kasapaana Anubavangal illai Endraal, Inippaana Vazhkkaiyai Naam Unara Mudiyaathu. . . . So . Udane . . . 2 paavakai vaangi sapidun...

'N' for "Nambikai"

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"NATPU" 'N' for "Nambikai" 'A' for "Anbu" 'T' for "Thiyagam" 'P' for "Paasam" 'U' for "Unmai" SO I LIKE YOUR NATP...

Iravum Pakalum Irukum varai un

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Iravum Pakalum Irukum varai un Kanavum ninaivum marayathu Yen udalum Uyirum irukum Varai naam natpu Yendrum marayaat...

Wife: Palli vilum palan paakuraen.

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Husband: Calendarla enna paakura? Wife: Palli vilum palan paakuraen. Husband: Enga vilunthathu? Wife: Neenga saapitta saambarla. Husband: ...

Leave illaatha day enna theriyuma.?

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Today's Mokkai: Leave illaatha day enna theriyuma.? Working day..! Kova padakoodathu. Neengalum yosinga.. Nobel prize vaangala...

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu!

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2day's Kadi: Kuraikkira Naayi Kadikkaadhu! Yean Theriyumaa? romba yosikkaadhey 2 vealaiyaiyum Orey nearathula adhaala seiyya mudiya...

Oru Ponnu Bus'la Seat Irunthum Ukkaravae illa Why???

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Mokkai: Oru Ponnu Bus'la Seat Irunthum Ukkaravae illa Why??? Yaenna, Antha Ponnu Name, 'Amaraa'vathi..! Don't cry free msg na ippadidh...

American: Enakku oru room fulla thangam vaenum.

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American: Enakku oru room fulla thangam vaenum. Russian: Enaku oru room fulla vairam vaenum. Tamilan: Enaku antha irandu kadavukum saavi vaen...

Forward this to all Indians..

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Forward this to all Indians.. There is only 1411 tigers left in India. So please stop eating "Puli Soru".. Its ok.. Wipe ur tears. I understa...

Patient: Doctor en wife tholla thaanga mudiyala edhavadhu Treatment panna mudiyuma?

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Patient: Doctor en wife tholla thaanga mudiyala edhavadhu Treatment panna mudiyuma? Dr: Adhu therinja naan yaen 24 hours hospital vachirukae...

Unnai naeril Paarkka Mudiyavillai Endralum,

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Unnai naeril Paarkka Mudiyavillai Endralum, En uyir ullavarai unnai, "Discovery" Channel illaavathu paarthu kondu iruppaen. Ha ha ...

Oru Kulanthaiyin Sirippil "Dheivatthai"

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Oru Kulanthaiyin Sirippil "Dheivatthai" Paarkkalaam.. Athukaaga "Call Panni" Enna Sirikka Solli Tholla Panna Koodathu.! ok!..ok...

Friends illana jolly illa,

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Friends illana jolly illa, Music illana song illa, Kaatru illana uyir illa, Neenga illana? Ada ponga DISCOVERY channel ae illa.. Ha Ha ...

"Idhayam varai nambikai irunthaal.,

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"Idhayam varai nambikai irunthaal., Imayam varai saathikka mudium..!" So be Confiden...

Lady 1: Evvalavu naeram make up pottu waste aahittu.

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Lady 1: Evvalavu naeram make up pottu waste aahittu. Lady 2: Enna? Lady 1: X-ray la full'aam black a irukku.. - *Dont use or Burn Plast...

Behind every successful student there is one good teacher

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Behind every successful student there is one good teacher. But what about failed student? . . . . . . . . . . . . there is a Beautiful teache...

Today Punch: Copper wirela connection kodutha adhu "Minsaram"

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Today Punch: Copper wirela connection kodutha adhu "Minsaram" Manja kayirula connection kodutha adhu "Samsar...

Avalai naan naesikka villai, Suvaasikiraen...!

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Avalai naan naesikka villai, Suvaasikiraen...! Vazhthu solla aval en vazhkkail vanthaval alla...! Vazhkkayai thanthaval...! Thats ''Mothe...

Soldier: Mannar nalam!

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Soldier: Mannar nalam! Nalamariya aavalnu seythi anupchathukku ethir naattu mannan kalam kalamariya aavalnu message senjurukkaa...

Roja poo sonna thathuvam:

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Roja poo sonna thathuvam: kaathalika theriyatha pennin koonthalil irupathai vida, kaathalithu thotra aanin kallarayil irupathu melanathu endr...

Staff1: Manager en ellaaraiyum muttaalnu thittaraaru?

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Staff1: Manager en ellaaraiyum muttaalnu thittaraaru? Staff2: Nallaa paaru avar kannaadiya paaththu kaththaraaru.. *Follow Road Rul...

Father: Padikara vayasula unakku yaen da mobile vaenum?

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Father: Padikara vayasula unakku yaen da mobile vaenum? Son: Sari appo na padikala. Mobile vaangi kudung...

Friendship not just a word..

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Friendship not just a word... not merely a relationship... its a silent promise which says... "I will be with U foreve...

Naalu 'T' irukkura vaarthai enna?

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Mokkai: Oru 'G' Naalu 'T' irukkura vaarthai enna? Theriyalaya? Ans:"Originality" Ayyo Ayyo. English knowledge ah develop pannunga p...

5 main Reason 4 i Lik u coz

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5 main Reason 4 i Lik u coz 5-u r smile 4-u r frank 3-u r jolly type 2-u r beauty 1-Naan poi solraenu therinjum padikura ungaloda nalla mana...

Unnoda mobila Enna problem, Un Numberku try pannina..

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Unnoda mobila Enna problem, Un Numberku try pannina.. "Welcome to Mental Hospital" "LOOSE IS BUSY" nu solludhu. Ennamo po....

Teacher: unmaikkum, comedikkum enna vithiyasam?

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Teacher: unmaikkum, comedikkum enna vithiyasam? Student: unga ponnu beauty enbathu unmai.. Athu unga ponnu enbadhu comedy..! Teacher: .....

Busla namma Brake dance aadina"JOLLY"nu artham!

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Busla namma Brake dance aadina"JOLLY"nu artham! But busoda "Brake" Dance aadina naama "GAALY"nu artham! By- Break vidamal yosipor sanga...

Thirumbi Thirumbi Paarka vaithathu, Thirumbaatha avalin Mugam.

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Kavithai: Thirumbi Thirumbi Paarka vaithathu, Thirumbaatha avalin Mugam. But, Aval Thirumbiyathum maariyadhu En Mugam. Bcoz, Sappa Figure Ma...

Cricket-la ball adicha century..

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Kanna... Cricket-la ball adicha century.. Antha ball unna adicha injury.. Paayasathula podurathu munthiri.. Innuma toongura adi chi enthi...

Police: Binladena pudicha 5 lakhs prize.

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Police: Binladena pudicha 5 lakhs prize. Sardar: Enakku prize kudunga. Police: why? Sardar: Enakku Binladena romba pudichur...

Friends ALL THE BEST

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Friends ALL THE BEST to those who going to face the +2 public examination on 1st March. & Happy Meelad-un-N...

Sardar1: Thannila irunthu yaen minsaaram edukkuranga?

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Sardar1: Thannila irunthu yaen minsaaram edukkuranga? Sardar2: Loosu appadi edukalanna kulikkum poathu shock adichiru...

Vadivel: Intha oorla saapaadu enga vikkum

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Vadivel: Intha oorla saapaadu enga vikkum..? Paarthipan: Intha oorla mattum illa entha oorla saaptaalum thondaila thaan vikk...

I’m A Lonely Road Of Broken Dreams

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I’m A Lonely Road Of Broken Dreams Its A Boulevard That I’m Searching For These Stars Are All So Dull Its The Moon That I’m Searching For Happiness Is So Angry At Me Its Life That I’m Searching For There Is A Crowd Around Me At All Times Its a Friend That I’m Searching For My Life Is Just Like Path Its A Destination That I’m Searching For Don’t Know What Is It That I’ve Lost May Be Its ‘ME’ That I’m Searching For...

God in heaven,

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God in heaven, God above please protect the one i love, sent with a smile, sealed with a kiss, i love the one who is reading t...

A stranger you were once

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A stranger you were once. Then, with a gentle look you took my hand. As our lives engaged, you lit my life and I held both your hands. Now that decades have pass...

Every time I look into your eyes

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Every time I look into your eyes I feel like being in there Every time I listen to your voice I feel like listening to more Every time I take your name I feel the love towards ...

I came across many challenges

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In the path of life I came across many challenges When I remembered my goals Challenges became moral Moral towards gro...

Love is in air

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Love is in air Dreams are in mind You are in my eyes And heart is in my h...

Comeback,o,divine light

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Comeback,o,divine light to the soul of this world deep in to the human heart and light the lamp of l...

There are so many memories.

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When I think of you I instantly smile With that smile There are so many memories. There is something about you that is not replaceable for no one could fill the void you would le...

Sunshine was never the same

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Sunshine was never the same Feelings were never easy Memories are all I have Residing in my heart as an album Each day passes by With memories of yesterday Not wanting to accept Bitter truth that you are g...

He clasps the crag with crooked hands

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He clasps the crag with crooked hands; Close to the sun in lonely lands, Ringed with the azure world, he stands. The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls; He watches from his mountain walls, And like a thunderbolt he fal...

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Teacher: Mudhal maasam january

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Teacher: Mudhal maasam january! Rendavathu maasam Febuary! Pathavathu maasam enna? Student: Delivery teache...

Difference between Friend & Wife

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Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend "U r my Best Friend" But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife "U r my Best Wif...

Monday, January 17, 2011

Enna andha ASAL padam paaka kootam

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Enna andha ASAL padam paaka kootam? Man2:AJITH Padam paakka evano oruthan ticket reserve panni irundhan, avana paakka ivvalavu koota...

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Kavidhi Enbadhu Pesum Oviyam..

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Kavidhi Enbadhu Pesum Oviyam... Ennai Pola...! Oviyam Enbhadhu Pesadha Kavidhai.. En photo Pola...! No No porama kudathu....

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Attraction

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* Attraction Happens Anytime * Love Happens Sumtime * Marriage Happens 1time. * Friendship Happens Lifet...

Friday, January 14, 2011

"water"na Kudi

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"water"na Kudi "School"na Padi "Strike"na kal Adi "College"na Cut Adi "Theatr"na Visil Adi "problem"na Intha Friendku Phone ...

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Weapons in the World

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The 2 Dangerous Weapons in the World Other Than Nuclear Bombs are: 1. A Girl's Smile & 2. A Girl's Tear. Both can Make a Man to Do Anyth...

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

i ever wanted in life was ur love which i never got..

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I do not need the sun, I do not need the moon, I do not need the stars all i ever wanted in life was ur love which i never go...

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Mazhaikum veyilkum enna difference

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Mazhaikum veyilkum enna difference. . .? 1 2 3 4 Ans: mazhaiyil shreya dance aaduva. . . Veyilil Bhavana dance aad...

Teeth said to Tongue

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Teeth said to Tongue:'If i just press u little,u'll get cut.' Tongue replied:"If i misuse one word against some1, den all 32 of u will come o...

Life la rendu visayam

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Life la rendu visayam eppa varumnu namakey theriyadhu Athan namkey theriyathu nu sonnain la apram enna lottu lottu nu amikitt...

Monday, January 10, 2011

U act like a grandpa giving lecture

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If u scold her she says "U act like a grandpa giving lecture". If she scolds u she says "Da, its because I care". - Thanks for ur wishe...

Friendship is not a word

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Friendship is not a word, Not merely a relationship, It's a silent promise which says "I was" "I am" & "I will be" with u 4ever & every mome...

Special Friend is Like a Rare Flower

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A Special Friend is Like a Rare Flower. It Does Not Bloom Every Where, But Where it Does it Brings a Smile Every Ti...

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Yenga namakku kalyaanam panni vacha iyyar setthu poyttaaram..

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Wife: Yenga namakku kalyaanam panni vacha iyyar setthu poyttaaram.. Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma...

India Navy kum Indian Army kum

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India Navy kum Indian Army kum enna different theriyuma? Sorry Raanuva Ragasiyatha veliya sollakudathu.. Jai Hin...

Father: Ennada Testla zero mark vaanki irukka?

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Father: Ennada Testla zero mark vaanki irukka? Son: Athu zero illappa naan nalla padichenu teacher "O" potta...

Kutti kutti fights

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Feeling of Love + Moment of caring + Small small sharing + Kutti kutti fights + To be together in pains, Creates the wonder called "FRIENDSH...

Saturday, January 8, 2011

MAATTU PONGAL SMS

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Nambikkaiyodu Iru, Unakendru oru Naal varum, Athai ulagam Kondadum. Andha naal viraivil varum. Andha naalthan? "MAATTU PONGAL" WISHES...

Ship captain:

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Ship captain: Karai theriyudhu! Karai theriyudhu! British Man: Surf excel podunga andha karai, indha karai endha karainaalum poidu...

Friendship is about 3 important thing.

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Friendship is about 3 important thing. 1.WIN 2.LOSS 3.SHARE Winning the sweet heart, Lossing the ego & Sharing the Joy and pa...

Friday, January 7, 2011

*PONGAL* Nal Vaalthukkal.

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Thendral Veesa Nilavu Paada Kaarmugil Soola Ullangal Magila En iniya Thiththikkum *PONGAL* Nal Vaalthukk...

Sardar: Hello yaar paesurathu

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Sardar: Hello yaar paesurathu...? Lady: Naan Chellamma paesurain... Sardar: Naan mattum kovamma paesurain... Lady: ...

A Friendly Friend Gives "LOVE "

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A Friendly Friend Gives "LOVE ".. A Good Friend Gives "Protection ".. A Best Friend Gives "LIFE".. But A Real Friend Gives "HEA...

Doctor:Unga kidney fail aayidichu

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Doctor:Unga kidney fail aayidichu.! Sardar: Enna Kodumai doctor ithu.? Naan en kidneya padikkavey vaikka illa, athu eppadi fail agum? Doctor...

Man1: Thottathukellam en Wife kovapadara! Machi.

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Man1: Thottathukellam en Wife kovapadara! Machi. Man2: Appadi Yetha Thotta..? Man1: Avalooda SISTER...

"VILIPPOM"

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"VILIPPOM" endra nambikayil thoonguvadhai vida.. Naalaikavathu "KULIPPOM" endra lachiyathodu thoong...

Kaathirupadhu Kangal Mattum Alla Idhayamum Thaan

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Kaathirupadhu Kangal Mattum Alla Idhayamum Thaan...! Kangal UN Mugaththai Thedi...! Idhayam UN anbai Thedi... - "Happy Valentines D...

Ulaga athisayangalil

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Ulaga athisayangalil best yethu yendral Engo piranthu engo valarntha nammai saerthu vaikum natpai vida vaeru yenna irukka mudi...

Unnudan paesa mudiyatha nearathil.

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Unnudan paesa mudiyatha nearathil... Ninaithu kolvaen, naan oomai endru..! Vera vazhi, Balance illa nu yeppadi solrath...

Idea Presents

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Idea Presents MEGA offer !dea to !dea !dea to AIRTEL !dea to BSNL Completely free - - - - - - For Missed Calls only. What an !d...

"LOVE JOKE"

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"LOVE JOKE" Boy: Kaathal vanthaal solli anupu. Girl: Poda loosu Kalyaname vanthuruchi..! Inthaa invitation...! Uyirodu irunthal moi anupu..co...

Soda ooththi Kudinga..

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Raw kudichchavanum Raa Pagala padichchavanum Nalla Vazhndhadha Sariththiram illa... So Alava Padinga Soda ooththi Kuding...

Lady1:Unga koonthal romba neelama irukae eppadi?

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Lady1:Unga koonthal romba neelama irukae eppadi? Lady2:Morng Shampoo, eveng soapu poaduvaen. L1:Appoum Nightku? L2: Kalati aanila maatiduva...

"ITHAYAMAE".

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Unnai naan paarthathum illai.. Yennai nee paarkavum illai.. Pinbhu yetharkkaha naan vaala nee thudikkindrai --"ITHAYAMAE...

Most Award Winning Dialogues.

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Most Award Winning Dialogues. Do or Die -Gandhiji Unnal mudiyum thambi -Bharathi Varaadha padippa vaa vaa na.. epadi varum.? -Dhanus...

Kutty Monkey: Appa namma yaen ivlavu asingama irukurom.?

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Kutty Monkey: Appa namma yaen ivlavu asingama irukurom.? Daddy Monkey: Dont worry chellam.! Intha sms padikra Aala vida nee alahaga thaan iru...

LOVERS JOKE

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LOVERS JOKE Boy: Naama 2 perum modhiram mathikalama? Girl: Vaendam! Boy: Yaen? Girl: Un modhiram 2 gram! En modhiram 4 gra...

Professer: Yenda, 1st year la antha ponnoda suththuna..

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Professer: Yenda, 1st year la antha ponnoda suththuna.. 2nd year la intha ponnoda suththura..? Boy: Syllabus maaripochu sir:.......

"Manasu" irunthal varuvaen endrathu "KAATHAL".!

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"Manasu" irunthal varuvaen endrathu "KAATHAL".! "Panam" irunthaal varuvaen endrathu "SONTHAM".! "Ethuvum vendam" Naan irukiraen endrathu "NAT...

Sardar: Yaenda enna aachu soagama irukka.?

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Sardar: Yaenda enna aachu soagama irukka.? Friend: Evano pootta udachu 50,000/- a thiruditaan.. Sardar: Edhuku da poottukulla 50,000/-a vech...

Sardar1: There is a Hole in Our Boat. Water is Flowing In.

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Sardar1: There is a Hole in Our Boat. Water is Flowing In. What can we Do? Sardar2:Fool! Put Another Hole,Water will Flow Out...

Man 1: "Tonic" sappidum pothu room kadhavai yaen close pandre!

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Man 1: "Tonic" sappidum pothu room kadhavai yaen close pandre! Man 2: Doctorthan "arai moodi" tonic kudikka sonnar ! athan....

Unmaiya Sollu Night Nee Engae Irundha?

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Unmaiya Sollu Night Nee Engae Irundha? Naan Unakku Phone Pannapa, "CUSTOMER BUSY" nu Oru Ponnu Solluche. Ithellam Nallaava Iru...

Poa ambu poa enakku msg anupaadavanga heartla poai kuthu

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Poa ambu poa enakku msg anupaadavanga heartla poai kuthu. Yaen thirumbi vandhuta? Sorry boss avanga Heartla neenga Irukking...

Wife to Husband: Ennangga

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Wife to Husband: Ennangga Unga ammavai enna adikkumpothu Chemical weapons use panna vaentaamnu sollungg...

Road has speed

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Road has speed limit. Bank has money limit. Exam has Time limit. Building has hight limit. But our friendship has No limi...

News: Indian player lost gold in long jump..

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News: Indian player lost gold in long jump.. Sardar: He deserves it to be lost.. Who told him to wear gold while going for long jump....

Sardar breaks an egg for omlet..

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Sardar breaks an egg for omlet.. The egg was empty. Sardar: Oh,my god.. New generation hens also started to do abortion!! What a crazy wor...

Namma rendu paerla smart yaaru?

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Namma rendu paerla smart yaaru? Guess.. . . . . . . . . . Naan guess thaan panna sonnaen press panna sollaiai Ippa theriyutha SMART yaarunnu...

Padichavanukku Aayiram kavalai exam la enna question varumnu?

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Padichavanukku Aayiram kavalai exam la enna question varumnu? Aana padikathavanukku orai kavalai enna exam nu! - No.1 Tamil sms channe...

Frnd1:Bankla loan pottu bike vanginen, due kattalannu bikea thookitu poyitanga

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Frnd1:Bankla loan pottu bike vanginen, due kattalannu bikea thookitu poyitanga Frnd2: Ayyo,ithu therinjierudha nan kalyanathuku loan potirup...

Santa: What kind of a wife do u want?

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Santa: What kind of a wife do u want? Pappu: Exactly like moon; which appears in the night and disappears in mornin...

White house ku paint adicha yenna aagum??

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White house ku paint adicha yenna aagum?? . . . . . thinking?? . . Neraiya Selavu aagum..!! sandhoshamaa.?? Poa Poi velaiyaa paaru...

Kaadhali: Anbe enakku saapidum

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Kaadhali: Anbe enakku saapidum podhellam un ninaivu dhaan!! Kaadhalan: appadiya!!! enakku kai kazhuvum podhellam un ninaivu dhaa...

Santa wins 20cr from lottery ticket.

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Santa wins 20cr from lottery ticket. Banta Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Santa: Give me 20cr or else return my 20rs bac...

Doctor: Unga Odambula 18 thaiyal poda

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Doctor: Unga Odambula 18 thaiyal poda vendiyathu irukkum. Sardar: podrathu thaan podaringa.. Embroiding designla poo mathiri podunga.. Dr: ...

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Water maela nee pona

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Dialogue: Water maela nee pona "Ullasam"....! Aana boat maela water pona "Kailasam"....

Teacher: Tell me a word that must consist of 100 letters

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Teacher: Tell me a word that must consist of 100 letters. . . . . . Santa: POST-BOX . Teacher:.?...

I hav no diamonds 2 give u,

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I hav no diamonds 2 give u, I hav no pearl 2 give u, I hav nothing 2 give u, But I have 2 nice little words to give u. That is Just "TAKE CA...

Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom.

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Girls Love Policy: Naanga yaara venum naalum kalyanam pannippom. Sanjay Ramaswamy'ya irundhalum sari, Mechanic Murugan'na irundhalum sari. Aana kalyanam mattum Sanjay Ramaswamy'a mattum dhan pannippom. Aana paarungalaen, neenga Sanjay Ramaswamy'a irundhalum sari, Mechanic Murugan'a irundhalum sari, Kadaisiyila neenga aaga poradhu mental dh...

Cinema Kadhal Reeluda

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Cinema Kadhal Reeluda Serial Kadhal Bore Da... Athellam Manal veeduda Original Nee Thedu...

Heartbeat Egurum...

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Heartbeat Egurum... Vaarthai Ellam Kularum... Kadhal Vantha Nee Patientu Kalyanamthanda Athuku Treatmen...

Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

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Man: Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…? Swamiji: oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu, 3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodad...

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?

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Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikk...

One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why

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One day Santa bought a “kaadhal” film vcd and kept in the fridge; you know why? Because he wanted to see “jillunu oru kadhal” fi...

Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga.

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Sila SMS Jokes konjam kadi 'ya dhan irukkum, konjam poruthukkonga. Kaadhal Vs Natpu SMS Kaadhal enbadhu Aayaa sutta Vada maadiri., Kaakaa thookitu poidum!! Natpu enbadhu Aayaa maadiri., Evanum thooka maataa...

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !

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Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu masam Febuary! Pathavathu masam enna? Student: Delivary teach...

Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum.

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Super Punch: Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum.. Romba nala tea kadaila thongra “BANNUM” nalla irundhatha sarithirame ill...

Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai,

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Figuroda 'beach' manal la veedu katti vilaiyadiyathoda arumai, Figuroda Annan 'ROUNDu KATTI adikkum podhu than theri...

exam sms sangam

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exam sms sangam Rawva kudichavanum... Ra pagala padichavanum nalla irundhadha sarithirame illa! By - EXAM YELUDHI IDINJU PONOR SANG...

What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand

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What Is The Diff B/W Understand & Misunderstand.? Friend Figure Aachuna Athu Understand! Figure Friend Aachuna Athu Misunderstand...

January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam

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January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam? Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14 Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb...

Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana

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Bug kandupudipathai oruthal avar naana DeBug seidhuvidal... COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaare vazhvoar, mattavarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. Emmozhi marandhaaarkum JOB undaam, JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku CHAT-tinil YAHOO, chat seiga illayel CHAT-in CHATaamai nan...

Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama

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Mumtaz'in nyabagarthama Shah Jahan Taj Mahal'ai kattinaaru, Mutta payal, naana irundha ava thangachiyai katti iruppa...

Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam

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Stunt Master'rai kalyaanam pannadhu thappa poyidhucchu. Aen? Veetukku varum bodhu kannadi jannalai yellam odhaichi-kittu vara...

Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku

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Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku, unnai kulanthaiyaai paarthe naal indru, kolgal anaithum puviyai sutriya naal indru, malargal menmaiyei unarthe naal indru, unadhu PIRANTHE N...

KURINGI POOPPATHU

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KURINGI POOPPATHU 12 VARUDATHIRUKKU ORU MURAIYAM, YAAR SONNATHU AANDUKKU ORU MURAI POOKKIRATHU ATHU UNATHU PIRANTHA NA...

Indru malarndha kodi

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Indru malarndha kodi rojakal saarba nan unnai valthugeren, pirantha nal valthu...

அன்பு நிலைபெற !

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அன்பு நிலைபெற ! ஆசை நிறைவேற ! இனபம் நிறைந்தாட ! ஈடில்லா இந்நாளில் ! உள்ளத்தில் குழந்தையாய் ! ஊக்கத்தில் குமரியாய் ! எண்ணத்தில் இனிமையாய் ! ஏற்றத்தில் பெருமையாய் ! ஐயம் நீங்கி ! ஒற்றுமை காத்து ! ஓர் நூறாண்டு ! ஔவை வழி கண்டு ! நீ வாழ ! நான் வாழத்துகிற...

Nilavai Kaati Soru utuval thai...

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Nilavai Kaati Soru utuval thai... Endro Yennavalin Birthday, Nilave vandhu utugiral birthday cake.. Happy Birthday chel...

unakku vazhthu solla

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unakku vazhthu solla pudhidhaai piranthathu neeya illai nana pudhidhai yosithu yosithu pirakkavillai kavithai pudhidhaai pirandha neeye oru kavithai thane ena...

Naalai unaku pirantha naal alla,

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Naalai unaku pirantha naal alla, intha bhoomiku oru theavatai vantha iniya na...

Puthum pudhu naal,

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Puthum pudhu naal, Puthum pudhu varudam, Puthum pudhu vaalzkai, Ella sogamgalum, kastangalum karaindhuvida, Ini ungal valzkaiyil magilchi ponguvadharkku, Iniya Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukk...

En ullam kavarndha iniyavalukku

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En ullam kavarndha iniyavalukku prindha naal nalvaalzthuk...

Ennal eppadi ungal pirandhanaalai nyabagam vaithirukka mudiyum

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Ennal eppadi ungal pirandhanaalai nyabagam vaithirukka mudiyum? Neengal dhan ilamaiyagavae irukkireergal...

Paravai parappadhai marakkalam,

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Paravai parappadhai marakkalam, Roja poopadhai marakkalam, Aen, Bhoomi thaaan sutruvadai marakkalam, Aaanal ungal pirandha-naalai ennal marakka mudiyadhu! Aen endral, pona varusam neenga treat tharaen'nnu dimiki koduthuteenga! adh...

365 naal sutru payanathil,

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365 naal sutru payanathil, ungal pirandhanaal iniya naal. Indru dhan mudhal naal. Enjoy the journey! En manamarndha nalvzhthukk...

Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life?

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Maapi, eppadhi da pogudhu life? Veetla ellam eppadi irukkanga? Amma, appa, thangachi ellam sowkiyama? Kadaisiya endha padam paartha da? Onnu milla romba bore, adhan oru msg anuppalam'nnu. Eppam indha pakkam varadha idea? Apparam maapi, onnu solla marandhitaen da... . . . . . . Pirandha Naal Nalvaazthukkal! Enna maranduthaennu paathiya? Chance'sae ill...

Un pirantha naalai paarthu matra naatkal

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Un pirantha naalai paarthu matra naatkal poramai padukinrana, Piranthu'irunthal un piranthanalil'avathu piranthu irukka-vendum end...

Anbu Nilai Bera,

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Anbu Nilai Bera, Aasai Niraivera, Inban Nirainthada, Edilla Innalil, Ullathil Kulanthaiyai, Uukkathil Kumariyai, Ennathil Inimaiyai, Ettathil Elamaiyai, Iyyam Neengi, Ottumai Kaththu, Oru Noorandu Vaazha, Vazhthukir...

Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku

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Ennai kulanthaiyaai kande unaku, unnai kulanthaiyaai paarthe naal indru, kolgal anaithum puviyai sutriya naal indru, malargal menmaiyei unarthe naal indru, unadhu PIRANTHE NA...

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Care for one who shares with u!

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Care for one who shares with u! Share with one who knows u! Know the one who miss u! But don't miss the one who is "TRUE TO Y...

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea

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Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my pla...

You've made me so nervous that I've totally

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You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up li...

Remember me like pressed flower

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Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragnance,but will remind u of my existance 4ever..in ur li...

Hardest moment is not that when u lose something

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Hardest moment is not that when u lose something n tears come out of ur eyes,But its d one wen u lose something n still u manage to smile...

See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake

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See a mistake as a mistake, not as "my" or "her" mistake. "my" means guilt; "her" means ang...

When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror

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When ur lonely and upset, just turn to the mirror and say, "shit, im so cute." Then u'll feel fine... But dont make it a habit, cause liars go to he...

Darling, I'm new in this town

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Darling, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your hou...

Nothing succeeds like excess

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Nothing succeeds like exc...

Right now I'm having amnesia

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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this befo...

Someday, we'll look back on this

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Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subje...

If I could rearrange the alphabet

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I togeth...

I heard you took an IQ

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I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negati...

Why'd they call it PMS

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Why'd they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already tak...

Excuse me, do you have your phone number

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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mi...

You must be going to hell

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You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that go...

Excuse me, do you have your phone number

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Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mi...

I think I can die happy now,

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I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heav...

You are so beautiful

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You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shi...

You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles

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You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shad...

Wait until the end of the evening when everything

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Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leavin...

Take an ice cube to the bar

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Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets ta...

I don't know what you think of me

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I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rat...

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No

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I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start....

Is there an airport nearby

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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking o...

Shall we talk or continue

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Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distan...

Hello. Are you taking any applications

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Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfrie...

The only thing your eyes

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The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your na...

Were you arrested earlier?

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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that go...

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect

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You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with ...

Will you be my Xmas cracker

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Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull y...

What's a nice girl like you doing

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What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like th...

Is it that cold out

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Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac...

Gee, that's a nice set of legs

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Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they op...

Honey, I'm new in this town

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Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your hou...

I hope you know CPR

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I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath aw...

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor

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I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the nig...

Screw me if I am wrong

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Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met befo...

If you don't wanna have kids with me

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If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practi...

Were you arrested earlier

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Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that go...

That outfit would look great in a crumpled

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That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my b...

A Lady is a women

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A Lady is a women who make a man behave like a gentalman.You'er such a lady to ...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Teacher: Ulagin miha palamaiyana vilangu ethu?

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Teacher: Ulagin miha palamaiyana vilangu ethu? Student:Zebra Teacher: Eppadi? Student: Adhu mattum innum black and white leyae iruk...

Dont walk Bhind Me.

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Dont walk Bhind Me... For i May not Lead.. Dont walk ahead Of Me.. For i May not Follow.. Just Walk Bside Me... Be My Friend Forev...

Soap dappala ethuku chinna chinna holes irukunnu theriyuma

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Soap dappala ethuku chinna chinna holes irukunnu theriyuma? Theriyalana Therinjukkunga Periya hole iruntha, soap keela vilunthudum.. Ha Ha...

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum

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Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar id...

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam

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Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyuma...

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum

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7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidan...

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum

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Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu,

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Hand wash'nna kai kazhuvaradhu, 'Face wash'nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo 'brain wash' nna braina kazhuvaradh...

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam

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Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyu...

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu

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Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu,

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"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi po...

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.

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Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference

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Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marria...

Kadavul kitta dress keten

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Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...

Heart attackna enna theriyuma

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"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart atta...

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL

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Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal... 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nand...

The words which never complete without

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The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaH...

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!!

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Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...

BUMPER OFFER.

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BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, '29' inch colour TV'voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane'kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!...

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma

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Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VA...

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM

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TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODAN...

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga

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Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangal...

Thel kottina valikkum

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Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhuku...

School Testla Bit adikalam

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School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam ... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyu...

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam

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Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyu...

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam

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Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyat...

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku

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Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy retur...

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai

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Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’ Rojavaivida Alaganadu En theriuma? Athil neeum un Natoum iruppat...

selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana

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1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga. 10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga Enna ulaga...

Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta

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Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum? Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum. Wife: !!!!!!!!...

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna

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Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama Josiar: …………….?!????...

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd

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One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why? Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” f...

Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum..

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Super Punch: Athigama “Makeup” podura ponnum.. Romba nala tea kadaila thongra “BANNUM” nalla irundhatha sarithirame ill...

Interviewer to a sardar

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Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for “made in India” Sardar: Pallam in Pakist...

VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU.

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Amaichar: MANNA! NAATIL PANJAM THALAI "VIRITHU" ADUKIRUTHU. PULIKESI: APPADIA! "RIBBON" AI KATTIKONDU OLUNGAGA ADA SOLLUM. AMAICHAR:!!!!!!!!!!!??...

"LOVE" pani

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"LOVE" pani "NASAMA" Porathai Vida.! "SIGHT" Adichu "SANTHOSAMA" Irunga.! Its my big advice for you.! ippadikku... Best fri...

Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu?

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Police: Eppadiya accident nadanthathu? Driver: Athaan sir enakkum theriyala appo naan thoongittu irundha...

Two Wheeler Thought

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Two Wheeler Thought 'Hero honda'la hero pogalam But 'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiu...

Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach

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Man: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach? Sardar: I can eat 6 idlies. Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach. When you eat second that's not empty stomach. Sardar: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going to ask my friend. Sardar: How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach? Friend: i can eat 10. Sardar: poda. 6nu sonna oru super joke soli irup...

Kalaiyum neeye..

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Kalaiyum neeye... Malaiyum Neeye... Mathiyanamum Neeye.. Iravum Neeye.... Vidinchu Nayae.. Yendiri Payae...

Teacher : Mudhal masam january !

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Teacher : Mudhal masam january ! rendavathu masam Febuary! Pathavathu masam enna? Student: Delivary teach...

12 days for vinayagar chaturthi.

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There are 12 days for vinayagar chaturthi. so kaliman demand aiducham. so unga mandil irukarada safe pannikin...

Kangal seyum siru

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Kangal seyum siru thavarukku idhyam anubavikkum aayul thandanai. "KADH...

Sachin century Adicha.

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Sachin century Adicha. "Stadum Full". Rajini padam Nadicha. "Theatre Full" Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga "INBOX FU...

Naragathil yeman and man.

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Naragathil yeman and man. MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren how much paise? YEMAN:naragam to naragam F...

Parthiban: Banna evlo

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Parthiban: Banna evlo? Vadivalu:Onnu 1 rupee Parthiban: 60 paisaku varatha? Vadivalu: 60 paisaku tholdhan varum. Parthiban:40 paisa thola vachukittu palatha k...

Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa?

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Vasagar: Enma unga paper la uppu sappe illa? Writer: padikka sonna..... ungala yaru nakki pakka sonnathu....

Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu?

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LKG Boy: Dai Machan Examukku bit eduthudu poniye ennachu? Boy 2; Ady poda bita jattila vachu eduthudu ponen. Atha maranthudu jattila ucha poitt...

பத்து பொருத்தங்கள் பார்த்து

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திருமணம் பத்து பொருத்தங்கள் பார்த்து ஒன்பது நவகிரகங்கள் சாச்சியாக எட்டு திசைகளிலும் யாழுமலயனே என்று கூறி அரும் சுவை உணவு படைத்து ஐய் பேறும் பூதங்கள் முன்னிலையில் அறம், பொருள் ,இன்பம் ,வீடு ஆகிய நான்கின் அடிபடையில் மூன்று முடிச்சு போட்டு இரண்டு மனங்கள் ஒன்று சேறுவதே திருமணம் ஆக...

Monday, January 3, 2011

When Moments are Hard,

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When Time is Fast, When Moments are Hard, When Everyone is Busy, When Seconds are Few, My MESSAGE Says That I'm still Remembering...

small dot can stop a big sentence.

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A small dot can stop a big sentence. But few more dots can give a continuity. Every Ending can be a new begining. Amazing but True...

u r my lovely "FRIEND".

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Far or near u r my Dear Young or Old u r my Gold East or West u r my Best Smart or Cute u r my Sweet Start or End u r my lovely "FRIEN...

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Boy & Girl in restaurant

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Boy & Girl in restaurant Boy:I luv u Girl:I dont luv u B:think again G:I told u. No,No & No. B:waiter, bring seperate bills. G:Ok..Ok.I luv...

Teacher: In this box I have a 10-foot

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Teacher: In this box I have a 10-foot snake. Tito: U can't fool me, Maam! I know snakes don't have fe...

ONCE ALL VILLAGE PEOPLE DECIDED TO PRAY FOR RAIN.

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ONCE ALL VILLAGE PEOPLE DECIDED TO PRAY FOR RAIN. ALL ASSEMBLED BUT ONLY 1 BOY CAME WEARING RAINCOAT. Thats CONFIDE...

Sardarji waiting at bus stop

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Sardarji waiting at bus stop one gentlemen came there by bike & asked: "Do u want lift?" Sardarji says: No thanks, my house is in ground flo...

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Eppadi nee mattum fasta porey?

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Bus asked to Electric train: Eppadi nee mattum fasta porey? Electric Train replied: Goiyyaley, current kambiya pudichi paaru appum theriy...

Nesithu paar kavithai varum.

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Nesithu paar kavithai varum. Pirinthu paar sogam varum. Ninaithu paar azhugai varum. Ennai maranthu paar -Adikira adila ambulance va...

Wife: Indaangga sweet.

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Wife: Indaangga sweet. Husband: Enna thideernu. Wife: Innikkuththaan unga ammaava mutha muthallaa sandaiyila jeyichche...

Dad: amma adichadhukellam yenda azhara

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Dad: amma adichadhukellam yenda azhara??? Son: summa irungappa unga madiri ellam ennala adi thanga mudiyadhu!...

A guy got to wishes from GOD.

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A guy got to wishes from GOD. He asked for best Drink & best Woman ever. D next moment he got Mineral water & Mother Teresa! Moral: BE SPECI...

Fallen flowers cant bloom again

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"Fallen flowers cant bloom again..." So dont think about the past.. Love the present.. Live for the future with a beautiful & Sweet Smili...

Next generation child poem.

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Next generation child poem. Twinkle-2 little cigar, I just went to royal bar, Whisky rates r up so high, So i drink beer with chicken ...

Sorry frndz, due to my university exams

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Sorry frndz, due to my university exams, i wont be able to send u msgs from now for 1 month... Height of OVERACT...

Wife:A thief is come into our house and eating the cake made by me.

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Wife:A thief is come into our house and eating the cake made by me. Husband: Now whom do i want to call police or ambulan...

Teacher: Ulagathai muthalil suttri vandhathu yaaru

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Teacher: Ulagathai muthalil suttri vandhathu yaaru...? Student: Vidunga teacher oora sutthura vetti payala patthi namakku enna peachu....

Happiness

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Happiness Keeps U Sweet, Trials Make U Strong, Sorrow Keeps U Human, Failure Makes U Humble, Success Keeps U Glowing & GOD Keeps U Goi...

naan sonnathu 100% comedy..

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U are 95% beautiful.. U are 96% sweet.. U are 97% nice.. U are 98% youth.. U are 99% smart.. Sirippa paaru... But naan sonnathu 100% comed...

Boy: I'm a complan boy.

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Boy: I'm a complan boy. Girl: I'm a complan girl. Sardar: Enna kodumai sir ithu... Naan pettha pillainga kandavan paera sollittu theriyuthun...

LIFE means

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LIFE means L-Love I-Incidents F-Friends E-Emotions If 'F' is missing in life Then LIFE Becomes "LIE" So 'Friends' TAKE CAR...

Patient: Vaalkaiyai veruthu pochu doctor

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Patient: Vaalkaiyai veruthu pochu doctor.. Paesama Tatkolai (Suicide) pannikalam pola irukku. Doctor: Appum naalaiku operation vachikuvoam...

UKG Rowdism: Boy1: Thala, thala!

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UKG Rowdism: Boy1: Thala, thala! Boy2: Ennada? Boy1: Thala unga aalu kitta oruthan snacks kekkaran Boy2: Adinga evanda avan entha secti...

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