Valentine’s Day everyday

Funny Valentine! Where are you?
How will you come to me?
In a red box, the softness of
A teddy bear or the tenderness of A kiss?
The security of a hug, the snug warm Feeling of love?
You seem sooo far away!
I think about you when I close my eyes
And even when I open them in the morning.
It may not be Valentine’s Day everyday
But with you. just know you r My love supply.
My Funny Valentine!

What part will u leave out

The doc said that u will have to cut back on ur sex life. 

What part will u leave out, talking about it or thinking about it!

Where were you last night

Last night I went to bed without you.
Cold, thinking of you, missing your warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. 
Where were you last night, 
my lovely pyjamas.

I know exactly how many pockets I have

Salesman: Would u like to buy a pocket calculator sir. 

Old man: No thanks, I know exactly how many pockets I have!

U can walk with me

There is a gr8 saying... "If u want to be Great, U must walk with Great people" 

Seriously I've no objections, U can walk with me!

I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”

A Senior Student During Ragging Says: 
On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife 

Junior Students reply: 
Ok Fine Sir 
But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”

Luv walking in the FOG Bcoz no one can SEE I'm SMOKING

I Luv walking in the rain bcoz nobody knows I'm crying  (uhh OLD Story)  .  .  New Version  I Luv walking in the FOG Bcoz no one can SEE I'm SMOKING

Angry Boss: Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool?

Angry Boss: Have u ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool? 
Employee: (looking down) No, Sir...
Boss: Don't look down. 
Look at me!!!

A sweet poem especially for you

A sweet poem especially for you: 

Eat bread with butter. 
Cut pencil with cutter. 
When you forget me, 
You will definitely fall in gutter..

One of the Intelligent Monkey Mising In Zoo.!

One of the 
Intelligent 
Monkey 
Mising 
In 
Zoo.! 

Its name is.. 
is.. 
is.. 
is.. 
is. 
is.. 
is! 

Don't worry 
It is not u, 
beCos 

It is intelligent.

Roses are red; Violets are blue

Roses are red; Violets are blue 
Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. 
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too 
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

A lot more worse than ur problem

When ever u have any problem Just sing any song then u will realise that your voice is.... 

A lot more worse than ur problem...!

Always Smile and Prove You Are GreaterF

A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,  But Gives More Light.  Always Smile and Prove You Are Greater Than Tube Light...!

SIT ON A PIN

Some times small small things in life hurt a lot.... If u don't agree with me . . . . . . . . . . TRY TO SIT ON A PIN

Nice saying

Nice saying 

If money grew on trees..... girl's wouldn't mind dating monkeys.

Pupil: I do not think I deserved zero on this test!

Pupil: I do not think I deserved zero on this test! 

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Teacher: I agree, but that is the lowest mark I could give you!