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Sunday, January 23, 2011

Sardar1: "Enakku sugar illaiyaam"

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Sardar1: "Enakku sugar illaiyaam"
Sardar2: Doctor sonnara?
Nurse sonnangala?
Sardar1: Illa
"Ration kadaikarar sonnaar".. :D

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Busla namma Brake dance aadina"JOLLY"nu artham!

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Busla namma Brake dance aadina"JOLLY"nu artham!
But busoda "Brake" Dance aadina naama "GAALY"nu artham!
By- Break vidamal yosipor sangam..

Police: Binladena pudicha 5 lakhs prize.

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Police: Binladena pudicha 5 lakhs prize.
Sardar: Enakku prize kudunga.
Police: why?
Sardar: Enakku Binladena romba pudichuruku

Sardar1: Thannila irunthu yaen minsaaram edukkuranga?

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Sardar1: Thannila irunthu yaen minsaaram edukkuranga?
Sardar2: Loosu appadi edukalanna kulikkum poathu shock adichirum.!

Friday, January 7, 2011

Sardar: Hello yaar paesurathu

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Sardar: Hello yaar paesurathu...?
Lady: Naan Chellamma paesurain...
Sardar: Naan mattum kovamma paesurain...
Lady: ???

Sardar: Yaenda enna aachu soagama irukka.?

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Sardar: Yaenda enna aachu soagama irukka.?
Friend: Evano pootta udachu
50,000/- a thiruditaan..
Sardar: Edhuku da poottukulla 50,000/-a vecha.?

Sardar1: There is a Hole in Our Boat. Water is Flowing In.

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Sardar1: There is a Hole in Our Boat. Water is Flowing In.
What can we Do?
Sardar2:Fool! Put Another Hole,Water will Flow Out...

News: Indian player lost gold in long jump..

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News: Indian player lost gold in long jump..
Sardar: He deserves it to be lost..
Who told him to wear gold while going for long jump...

Sardar breaks an egg for omlet..

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Sardar breaks an egg for omlet..
The egg was empty.
Sardar: Oh,my god.. New generation hens also started to do abortion!! What a crazy world!

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna

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Josiar: unga thosam nivarthi aganumna 36 vayasu ponna kalyanam pannanum
Sardar:Rendu 18 vayasu ponnungala katikalama
Josiar: …………….?!???????

Interviewer to a sardar

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Interviewer to a sardar: Tell me the opposite words for
“made in India”
Sardar: Pallam in Pakistan.

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Sardarji waiting at bus stop

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Sardarji waiting at bus stop one gentlemen came there by bike & asked:
"Do u want lift?"
Sardarji says: No thanks, my house is in ground floor.

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