stages of marriage

4 Stages of marriage: Mad for each other. Made for each other. Mad at each other. Mad bcoz of each other.

intelligent wife

An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can`t afford another women.

successful marriage

The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

husband jokes

Husband: When I`m gone, you`ll never find another man like me. Wife: What makes you think I`d want another man like you!

u dont love me

Wife to husband: You don't love me at all. Husband points towards their 5 children and says, `Do you think I have downloaded them from Google`?

wife treats

My Wife treats me like GOD! She takes NO notice of my Existence till she wants Something.

little imperfection

Never criticize ur husband's faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.

wives often wonder

Wives often wonder why men drink so much! Well the answer is simple. If you're not going to make an effort to improve your appearance, someone has to!

relationship without trust

A relationship without trust is like a cellphone with no service. And what do you do with a cellphone with no service? You play games.

married life

Married life is so easy. It's just like a walk in the park. BUT the problem is: . .. ... that the park is Jurassic!

womens logic

Women's Logic: If he is not on FaceBook; He must be with that Bitch! . .. If he is on FB; He must be chatting with that Bitch!

husband and wife jokes

Two theories to argue with wife : 1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet. 2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!

Wife: Ennanga sorgatthla kanavan-manaivi saernthu vaala mudiyaathame?

Wife: Ennanga sorgatthla kanavan-manaivi saernthu vaala mudiyaathame?
Husband: Athanaala thaandi atha sorgam nu solluraanga
Wife:...????

Wife: Ennanga TV la serial paarthuttu ladies maadhiri aluringa...?

Wife: Ennanga TV la serial paarthuttu ladies maadhiri aluringa...?
Husband: Nalla paarudi, naan paakkradhu serial illai, namma kalyaana CD

Wife: Ungalukku Rani nu Erkanave Oru

Wife: Ungalukku Rani nu Erkanave Oru wife Irukkanu Yaen Enkitta Sollala?
Husband: Sollalaya?
Unna 'Rani' Maadhiri Vechuppennu Annaikke Sonnane!

Wife: Palli vilum palan paakuraen.

Husband: Calendarla enna paakura?
Wife: Palli vilum palan paakuraen.
Husband: Enga vilunthathu?
Wife: Neenga saapitta saambarla.
Husband: ???

Yenga namakku kalyaanam panni vacha iyyar setthu poyttaaram..

Wife: Yenga namakku kalyaanam panni vacha iyyar setthu poyttaaram..
Husband: Senja paavam summa viduma???

Wife to Husband: Ennangga

Wife to Husband: Ennangga Unga ammavai enna adikkumpothu Chemical weapons use panna vaentaamnu sollungga!!

Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

Wife: Indaangga sweet.

Wife: Indaangga sweet.
Husband: Enna thideernu.
Wife: Innikkuththaan unga ammaava mutha muthallaa sandaiyila jeyichchen..