Showing posts with label Tamil Sardar Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tamil Sardar Jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Sardar: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku paambatiya

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Man: Enga veetuku paambu vandhiduchu. Apram paampatiya kooptu adichom.
Sardar: Ada paavingala, paambu vandhaduku paambatiya yenda adichinga..

Santa: indha beerla niram illai

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Santa: indha beerla niram illai.
Banta: indha beerla suvai illai.
Santa: indha beerla thidam illai.
Waiter: goyyale! idhu soda daa...

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Sardar: Weightaana Padippu Padichum, Vela Kedaikala..

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Sardar: Weightaana Padippu Padichum, Vela Kedaikala...
Man: Appadi Enna Weightaana Padippu Padicha..?
Sardar: Pre(Kg), L(Kg), U(Kg)
:-P;-(:-P

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Sardar: Doctor ennoda wife 1lit petrol kudichitta

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Sardar: Doctor ennoda wife 1lit petrol kudichitta neenga thaan kaappathanum.
Doctor: No problem, 60km oda sollunga petrol theenthudum!

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Man:Sir! enga veetu TV'la codu coda theriyuthu..!

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Man:Sir! enga veetu TV'la codu coda theriyuthu..!
SARDAR: Ippa Solli Enna Pandrathu
TV vaangum
Pothey unruled
TV'nu keatu vangiIrukanum.!

Sardar: Enna machaan, romba nala

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Sardar: Enna machaan, romba naala sms ah kaanom...!
Sardar2: Maapla, Sathiyama naan edukalada, Nalla thaedi paaru...!
:D
2100+mbrs

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Sardar1: Dai Naalaiku naan cinemaku poren variya da

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Sardar1: Dai Naalaiku naan cinemaku poren variya da?
Sar2: Mudinja varaen da..
Sar1: Mudinja piragu yenda vara? Padam arambikum bothu vaada.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Sardar: Hello yaar paesurathu

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Sardar: Hello yaar paesurathu...?
Lady: Naan Chellamma paesurain...
Sardar: Naan mattum kovamma paesurain...
Lady: ???

Doctor:Unga kidney fail aayidichu

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Doctor:Unga kidney fail aayidichu.!
Sardar: Enna Kodumai doctor ithu.?
Naan en kidneya padikkavey vaikka illa, athu eppadi fail agum?
Doctor:??

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Teacher: Tell me a word that must consist of 100 letters

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Teacher: Tell me a word that must consist of 100 letters.
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Santa: POST-BOX
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Teacher:.????

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd

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One day sardarji buy a “kaadhal” flim vcd and he kept in fridge you know why?
Because sardar wants to see “jillunu oru kadhal” film

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Boy: I'm a complan boy.

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Boy: I'm a complan boy.
Girl: I'm a complan girl.
Sardar: Enna kodumai sir ithu... Naan pettha pillainga kandavan paera sollittu theriyuthunga.

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