Sachin century Adicha.

Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"

Rajnikanth did his K.G from 7 different places

Rajnikanth did his K.G from 7 different places... 

Today those are known as 7 different IIT's.

Rajnikant released a film named ROBOT

In 2010, Rajnikant released a film named ROBOT 

The history will repeat . . . . In 3010, Robots will release a film named RAJNIKANT

Why did british leave india

Why did british leave india in 1947? 

Bcoz. . . . . they came to know rajanikanth was going to be born in 1948... :-)

Once Rajnikanth decided to stare at the sun

Once Rajnikanth decided to stare at the sun The sun got scared and hid behind the moon This situation is called SOLAR ECLIPSE!!

India Rajnikant: "F(IV)E"

Newton: How to write 4, in btwn 5? 

China: It is a Joke 
Japan: Impossible 
America: Question wrong 
Pak: if u ask foolish question, ill kill u
UK: Not possible 
From India Rajnikant: "F(IV)E"

Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg Jokes

Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury.. 

How ?? 

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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

sab vaham hai, Koi Rajnikant vajnikant nahi hota

Tufani andheri raat me 12 baje Kabristan ke jungle me 1 bhoot dusre bhoot ko samjha raha tha....

"Ghabra mat, sab vaham hai, Koi Rajnikant vajnikant nahi hota"

Rajni Rajni, Yes Papa Jokes

Rajni Rajni, Yes Papa!  Eating Sugar, No Papa!  Telling Lies... No Papa!  Open Ur Mouth, Yenna Rascalla Mind It !

Rajnikanth refused to be the President of the USA

Rajnikanth refused to be the President of the USA 
because the could not change the capital of USA from Washington DC to Chennai....

Bermuda triangle-mystery

Bermuda triangle-mystery remains! 

Ship disappear, planes crash, no one goes there....Guess why? 

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Its Rajnikant's bedroom.

one fools Rajanikanth

Rajinikanth's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, 
no one fools Rajanikanth.

Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography

Rajnikant.. once wrote his Autobiography 

The book is today known as The Guiness Book of World Records!

once Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl

While playing once Rajnikanth said "statue" to a girl... 

Now that Statue is know as "Statue of Liberty"

Rajnikanth would have born 100 years

If Rajnikanth would have born 100 years back, 
Britishers would have fought to get independence.

Paul the Octopus died

Paul the Octopus died recently...
Some idiot asked him to predict when Rajanikant would die!

RAJNIKANT lost his wallet

In 2007... RAJNIKANT lost his wallet .  .  .  It was called RECESSION !!

Rajnikanth was there on Titanic

If only Rajnikanth was there on Titanic 

Rajnikanth would have saved the Gal in one hand.... and titanic in the other!

Rajnikant woke up one day

Rajnikant woke up one day and decided he should share atleast 1% of his knowledge with the world... 

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Thus google was born.

Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN

Once Rajnikant, after chewing the 'PAAN', spit on the wall of a building. 

Today that building is popularly known as THE RED FORT..