Saturday, January 1, 2011

Teacher: Ulagathai muthalil suttri vandhathu yaaru

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Teacher: Ulagathai muthalil suttri vandhathu yaaru...?
Student: Vidunga teacher oora sutthura vetti payala patthi namakku enna peachu...!

Happiness

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Happiness
Keeps U Sweet,
Trials Make U Strong,
Sorrow Keeps U Human,
Failure Makes U Humble,
Success Keeps U Glowing
&
GOD Keeps U Going!

naan sonnathu 100% comedy..

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U are 95% beautiful..
U are 96% sweet..
U are 97% nice..
U are 98% youth..
U are 99% smart..
Sirippa paaru...
But naan sonnathu 100% comedy..

Boy: I'm a complan boy.

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Boy: I'm a complan boy.
Girl: I'm a complan girl.
Sardar: Enna kodumai sir ithu... Naan pettha pillainga kandavan paera sollittu theriyuthunga.

LIFE means

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LIFE means
L-Love
I-Incidents
F-Friends
E-Emotions
If 'F' is missing in life
Then LIFE Becomes "LIE"
So 'Friends'
TAKE CARE..

Patient: Vaalkaiyai veruthu pochu doctor

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Patient: Vaalkaiyai veruthu pochu doctor.. Paesama Tatkolai (Suicide) pannikalam pola irukku.
Doctor: Appum naalaiku operation vachikuvoam..

UKG Rowdism: Boy1: Thala, thala!

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UKG Rowdism: Boy1: Thala, thala!
Boy2: Ennada?
Boy1: Thala unga aalu kitta oruthan snacks kekkaran
Boy2: Adinga evanda avan entha section?

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