Important tips to MBA students
What is Marketing ?
1.U c a girl at party. U go n say:"I am rich. Marry me!"-Direct Marketing."
2.At party wit bunch of friends n u c girl.1of ur frnz goes n says: "He's rich."Marry him."-Advertising."
3.Girl walks to u says:"U r very rich! Marry Me?"Brand Recognition."
4.U go 2 her n say "Marry me!"She give s a slap"Customer Feedback"
5. U go n say-Marry me!"She introduces her husband-"Demand supply gap."
A Venetian law decrees that all gondolas must be painted black. The only exceptions are gondolas belonging to high public officials.
"To prevent violence," it was at one time customary at certain phases of the moon to chain and flog inmates of England's notorious Bedlam Hospital.
Two Wheeler Thought
'Hero honda'la hero pogalam
But
'Yamaha'la yaman poga mudiuma?
Dr Monitor MBBS,
ulcer Specialist.
Dr.Wills
LungsSpecialist.
Dr.Manikchand
Mouth Cancer Specialist.
Dr.Beer
Thoppai Specialist..
There are 12 days for vinayagar
chaturthi.
so kaliman demand aiducham.
so unga mandil irukarada safe
pannikinga.
Sachin century Adicha.
"Stadum Full".
Rajini padam Nadicha.
"Theatre Full"
Thalla S.M.S. anupuna unga
"INBOX FULL"
